Many families have that one member who is regularly embarassing yet crucial to the overall success of the family. The HeadBoard wing fills that role for the GOP, the uncle who passes out in public with his pants down but without whom the party could not succeed.

We represent the gambling, drinking, slightly perverted, hawkish, champions of fiscal and personal responsibility who, though not necessarily spiritual, are comfortable nonetheless with people of faith and their decisions as leaders based on that faith (as long as they don't fuck with our gambling, booze or porn). [breathe]

The left paints all Republicans as social conservatives and the social conservatives gladly take credit for the party's successes. The fact is, this country would be a bluer place without the elephant in the room that most ignore. And we are proud to be that elephant. The one with his pants around his ankles.